How Does He Get Food Through That Grill?

Thing #1: I have a cold that makes me sound like Darth Vader when I breath. Also, in the spirit of Darth Vader, it seems it is ni' impossible to kill.

Thing #2: I have managed to get well enough to make it Starbucks today. (The force was with me.) On my way back, I passed a dry-cleaning store advertising a special on dresses - and it hit me. Does anyone wear dresses anymore? I mean real-live dresses, not jumpers or skirts or skirts-over-bluejeans (too weird!)... I haven't seen anyone wear a dress for a really, really long time, which is really pretty odd. I mean, according to all historical depictions, all people wore dresses (robe-thingies) up until, like, King Arthur and Robin Hood's time. (All sing: We're men - we're men in tights!) And didn't those guys only get to wear "tights" because they rode horses? I mean, the peasants weren't dressing that way - just watch the movies! Anyway - I just want to know the truth - not the perception - the real, live platonic truth in the sky. Are Levi's more comfortable than robes? What does God think?

Thing #3: I just blew my nose and am now dizzy - did I blow my equilibrium out? I'm going to go wobble to bed now... *wobbles away breathing like Darth Vader*

posted by Headless-in-GR @ 12/18/2006 09:59:00 AM

 

Comments:

I'm wearing a dress with jeans at this very moment. But only with jeans because it is cold. I think it looks okay.

# by:  S. Grace : 1:14 PM

 

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