Quotes I Like

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
~Dorothy Parker

"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting."
~Ronald Reagan

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
~Groucho Marx

"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
~Rita Rudner

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
~Mark Twain

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."
~Jane Austen

"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
~ Winston Churchill

"My favorite animal is steak."
~Fran Lebowitz

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. "
~Ellen DeGeneres

"Don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after."
~Roald Dahl

"She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away."
~Dorothy Sayers

posted by Headless-in-GR @ 9/23/2006 01:44:00 PM

 

Comments:

Great quotes, one and all! (even managed to get a Lord Peter reference in there, I see.)

# by:  spookyrach : 5:27 PM

 

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