Aar, Aar, Aar!

We are the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

But I’ve never been to Cleveland (not true)
And I've never been to Denver (not true)
And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul (true)
And I’ve never been to Moscow (true)
And I’ve never been to Tampa (not true)
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall (TRUE!)

We are the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

And I’ve never hoist the mainstay (not true)
And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck (true)
And I’ve never veer to starboard (not true)
Cause I never sail at all (not true)
And I’ve never walked the gangplank (true - gulp!)
And I’ve never owned a parrot (parrokeet?)
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall (TRUE!)

Cause were the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don’t do anything

Well i've never plucked a rooster (true)
And I'm not too good at ping ball (true - sniff)
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall (true, but I'm thinking about it)
And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk (NOT TRUE!)
And I’ve never gotten head lice (ummm...)
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall (TRUE!)

And I’ve never licked a spark plug (true)
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug (true)
And I’ve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball (true)
And I’ve never bathed in yogurt (umm...)
And I don’t look good in leggings (UNTRUE! How DARE you?!)
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall! (TRUE!)

posted by Headless-in-GR @ 10/28/2004 06:29:00 PM