Kissy-Kissy!

I went to the store the other day to buy soap for my face. Yes, I go to the expensive, fancy skin care place in the mall - don't hold it against me! For the record, that's the only time I go to the mall...

Ok, well, as I was discussing my face with this very nice sales lady, she pointed out a product that "exfoliates". It's called "7-Day Scrub." It's gritty and feels like sand, but you can use it on your face 7 days a week (well, sign me up!).

As she was trying to sell me this product, she reminded me not to use it around my eyes - can you imagine rubbing sand into your eyes 7 days a week? Come on, lady! What do you take me for?!

Another area that this 7-Day Scrub has an effect on is your lips. You should avoid rubbing it on your lips UNLESS you want to "plump up your lips". That's what she said. You can scrub your lips with sand and plump them up - or maybe bloody them! Anyway, she told me I didn't need to do that because, she said, "you have nice lips!"

Smmmoooch! Kissy-kissy! SMACK!!

posted by Headless-in-GR @ 5/19/2004 11:02:00 AM